I Regret Everything (Five Stars)
I am genuinely upset that I bought this.
I usually only buy the full-size bunnies. That was the rule. The rule existed for a reason. My wallet already lives in a perpetual state of starvation and despair because of the full-size bunnies, but at least before, I could scroll past the keychain bunnies with confidence. With smugness, even. “Pssh, $25 for a little keychain?” I’d scoff. “No way. It’s probably not even as soft as the big ones, and the quality will definitely be worse since it’s smaller. Plus, I’ve literally never seen a keychain for a plushie that’s not laughably insufficient. It’ll just break. Or fall off my bag. Or the bunny will detach from the keychain and be lost to the void, and then I’ll be left to have a mental breakdown thinking about what sort of horrible fate I’ve left it to.”
I was wrong. Deeply. Profoundly. Spiritually.
It was the Black Friday sale that did it. It had been a good minute since I’d bought any new bunnies, and there were SO many adorable ones I DESPERATELY needed. I figured the sale was the perfect excuse to go on a big bunny binge. I added all the bunnies I could reasonably justify to my cart and then learned that I could either spend $50 on shipping or add another $24.01 to my cart to get free shipping. And so, in that moment, $25 for “a little keychain” felt like a sound financial decision.
It was not.
It’s honestly offensive how soft and well-crafted this bunny is. And the keychain part has absolutely NO business being this…
